Let me start this one by saying: I'm not insane and I'm not a murderer...unless I really don't like you, then I'm going to kill you in an uniquely cruel way, and depending on how much I dislike you, I might do it in person or by poison...IN MY STORIES!
Geeze, not for real, guys!
Hold your horses.
As Castle once said: writers have the only job where they can get away with murder (without going to jail!).
Ah Castle...Oh Nathan Fillion, you complete me...